Friday, August 5, 2011

The Ten Commandments of Twitter and Facebook

 ten commandments

Earlier today, I was playing around on Twitter and said there should be a list of commandments for Tweeple to abide by. I did a search, and there are already different versions out there; however, I thought I would come up with my own take. I included a variation for Facebook as well.

The Ten Commandments of Twitter
  1. Thou shalt not tweet while drunk.
  2. Thou shalt not tweet any pictures of thoust reproductive parts.
  3. Honor and respect thou fellow tweeters.
  4. Thou shalt not subtweet and act innocent when thou art confronted about it.
  5. Thou shalt not be afraid to unfollow someone. Thou art not a hostage.
  6. Thou shalt not be envious of tweeters who have more followers than thou.
  7. Thou shalt not steal another tweeter’s ideas or quotes without giving them credit for it.
  8. Remember to enrich the tweeting environment.
  9. Thou shalt not bear false witness about a fellow tweeter.
  10. Thou shalt loosen up, have fun and enjoy Twittland.
The Ten Commandments of Facebook
  1. Thou shalt not post a status update while drunk.
  2. Thou shalt not post any pictures of thoust reproductive parts.
  3. Honor and respect thou fellow Friend.
  4. Thou shalt not indirectly post a status update about someone and act innocent when thou art confronted about it.
  5. Thou shalt not be afraid to de-friend someone. Thou art not a hostage.
  6. Thou shalt not be envious of Friends who have more Friends than thou.
  7. Thou shalt not steal another Friend’s ideas or quotes without giving them credit for it.
  8. Remember to enrich the Facebook environment.
  9. Thou shalt not bear false witness about a fellow Friend.
  10. Thou shalt loosen up, have fun and enjoy Facebook land.
So…there you have it. My take on the Ten Commandments of social media. Did I miss anything?

P.S. Please remember to tweet and Facebook responsibly. :-)

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